You always hear stories about people getting arrested for dialing 911 to complain about a late pizza delivery or some other First World problem. Now a new thread on Reddit is revealing the dumbest calls that 911 dispatchers say they’ve ever received. People has rounded up 29 of the best ones; here are several from their list (check this link for the full list):

  • “I had a guy who picked his wart at 3 a.m. and it was bleeding. That’s it. That’s the story.”
  • “Had a drunk woman call 911 because she couldn’t remember her phone passcode.”
  • “Once we had a young woman call 911 around 2 a.m. saying that her legs were turning blue. Turns out she had worn a new pair of jeans to the club that night.”
  • “I had a guy calling just to argue that his crystal meth is legal because he made it with store-bought products with his own hard-earned money.”
  • “Had a guy in my southern California beach city call saying there was a bear in his backyard. It was an opossum. Not even that big. Regular-sized, rat-looking opossum.”
  • “We had an old woman call in and say there was two guys dressed in blue trying to break into her house. So we send about six cops over. It turns out it was the gas company reading her gas meter.”
  • “Woman called to complain that her McDonald’s triple-thick milkshake wasn’t thick.”

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