Dog Barred From Running For Governor in Kansas

Promoting a "completely anti-squirrel agenda"

February 13, 2018

After reading a story about how six teenagers are running for governor of Kansas as a result of the state’s lax candidacy laws, Terran Woolley filed paperwork to have his 3-year-old dog, Angus, join the race, promoting a platform of "soft couches, tempurpedic beds, free-for-life universal chuck-it ball supplies, and a completely anti-squirrel agenda."

Alas, KWCH reports that, on Tuesday, the Kansas Secretary of State’s Office disqualified Angus’ candidacy, noting that while there is nothing specifically prohibiting a dog from running, man's best friend is not capable of carrying out the responsibilities required of the governor.

That’s ruff!

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