Top 10 Funniest Tweets About Shopping at Target

"Not sure why men go to bars to meet women...go to Target"

February 8, 2018

Photo by Kavita Kumar/Minneapolis Star Tribune/TNS/Sipa USA)


Do you find it impossible to visit Target without purchasing at least five things you don't need? (Who doesn't?)

Then you're bound to relate to Buzzfeed's 10 tweets about Target shoppers:


1. "I don't know why men go to bars to meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need."

2. "No one goes to Target because they need something. You go to Target and let Target tell you what you need."

3. "I hate it when the cashier at Target says "see you again soon!" Like, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it?"

4. "My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes."

5. "If you can go into Target and get ONLY what you went there to get... I applaud you. Your self discipline is out of this world. A true King or Queen. Incredible. Talented. Committed. You deserve the world.""

6. "Walked into Target looking for pants and left wanting a family, some candles and an overpriced lamp."

7. "4-year-old came to gymnastics today and said "Sorry I'm late, my mom was having fun at Target" and I just know that one day I will be that mom."

8. "Gotta stop looking for women at the bar and go to Target, specifically in the dollar spot. They’re cute plus know how to save money."

9. "What has 2 thumbs, a new yoga ball, nail polish, Oreos, dog toys, stationary, cereal and is never going to Target unsupervised again? This guy!"

10. "Drunk shopping at Target should be an extreme sport."


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